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In The Presence Of Presents 2003

by Jed Davis

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I Screwed Up 05:20
The sun revolves around the earth The sun exists to feed the earth The sun goes out without the earth So sit at home and wait for me to call And when it's over All I've got are these stupid metaphors And I screwed up And I know it You don't owe me anything What good is it to know it all When the knowing doesn't change a thing? And I screwed up It's not funny You don't know me anymore And what good is a lesson learned When there's no one here to learn it for? I screwed up. Baby I know I know what usually happens in this part of the song. This is the part where the guy with the really deep voice comes on And he... he quotes Alexander Pope. He says, "Baby, in the words of the esteemed Alexander Pope, To err is human To forgive, divine." And we both know how divine you are. So I just know you'll take me back someday. But until that day baby, please... Please stop screening your phone calls, baby! Aw, it's just no good You don't wanna hear my voice Any more than you wanna see my face. So I picked up the phone I called my pal Joey Ramone And I begged him to plead my case: "He screwed up And he knows it You don't owe him anything What good is it to know it all When the knowing doesn't change a thing? And he screwed up It's not funny He don't know you anymore And what good is a lesson learned When there's no one here to learn it for? He screwed up." Well the morning comes without the sun Oh baby, I can't see a thing I'm thinking I may never find my way out of this bed When the telephone starts to ring I let it ring 1-2- 1-2-3-4 times before I say hello And Joey says, "I'm sorry, man - It didn't go as planned - Our first date is tomorrow." Oh, the worst part is That this all happened At Christmas. Joey Ramone stole my baby at Christmas. I screwed up And I know it You don't owe me anything What good is it to know it all When the knowing doesn't change a thing? And I screwed up It's not funny You don't know me anymore And what good is a lesson learned When there's no one here to learn it for? I screwed up.
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9 non-holiday covers, and one holiday original!

The point was to rearrange the covers so they sounded like they were done by neither myself nor the original artist, but a third party who would never be caught dead covering that song. So "No Milk Today" was arranged to sound like The Shins; "Tarzan Boy" like Peter Gabriel; "Political Science" like Cheap Trick, and so on.

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released December 25, 2003

© 2003 Jed Davis
Cover photo by Crazee Joe Slevin

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